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12 years ago, 12/4/12 with 551 notes

[Guide] The Bio Machine (and How to Become One)

There it is.

The blank page you so dread. Her name is there, in bright bold letters at the top, and nothing else. Stephanie Ross, the letters say, as if mocking you. The name is there, but where is the rest? Where is that backstory you so craved? Where is her personality hiding?

As you scroll down the page, more and more of these insidious names taunt you, daring you to write their biographies. You must write five of these things by midnight, and it’s already nine o'clock!

Picking up your coffee mug, you take a hearty swig. It’s going to be a long night.

Welcome, friends and foes, to phnx’s marvellouscharacter speedwriting class! Please note that this is not about how to write a character, but how to write a bunch of character biographies fast. Before you attempt this, you should have a general idea of what you want your characters to be. This is your go-to guide for that awful moment when you realize you’re screwed and have peopl

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